Wow what a rush I should become a cop!

For the past month someone has been packing my trash bin with nasty maggot covered trash. I asked my neighbor and he said that the same has happened to him. I contacted the police after this kept going on and they said they couldn't do anything about it but to try and find out who is doing it myself. So I was on a stakeout... I was sitting in my car waiting for a couple of hours and to pass time I got out my laptop since I still had a wireless connection to my house nearby. Suddenly I look up and I see a guy holding a trashbag walking down the street. He then saw me staring at him, dropped the bag and took off running inbetween the houses. I took off after him in my car but he disappeared so he must live around here. I bet I won't see him again.

The reason I caught him is because I watch just about every police show there is and I did a few tests to find out his pattern and waited for him to appear and sure enough he arrived when I predicted. That was very exciting and I may consider becoming a police officer now I know that I am a good shot at the firing range since my aim is either dead on target or an inch off which is considered very accurate. The only turnoff about becoming a cop is having to testify in court since I am bad with dates and memorizing detailed events step by step.