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 User is Offline pinataheart   Post Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:35 pm
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Why didn't anyone ever tell me this?: Why Cloud is best.

Ok. Before I had ever played FF7 I would have said, ignorantly, that Squall is the best person from any Final Fantasy game. My reasoning would have been the gunblade. But true and noble a weapon though it is, despite its awesome power and ferocity, despite how enemies should despair at the sight of it and fall on their knees and beg...Cloud, who does not wield it but a lesser, though larger, Buster Blade, still is now, in my eyes the best character of all final fantasy characters, well male character at least. One person may ask, why, pinata, why do you think that Cloud is the best? Is it his tough style? Is it his hard outer shell at the beginning? No, my friends, no, the reason that I have found a reason so powerful, so mind blowing, so amazing to teh pinata that she has gone Cloud crazy is
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Cloud is the only main character of any final fantasy that I have played to have crossdressed! Not only did he crossdress, but, judging from what was said by all of the NPC's, he was quite a beauty as a girl. Though teh pinata knows that Cloud didn't enjoy it, she cannot help but fanticize about how that Cloud might truly be hiding many a feminine thought behind his tough outer shell. Teh pinata knows that she used to be that way... And how could he have such a tough exterior naturally... something is up... he seems to be trying too hard to be tough. Or maybe he doesn't necessarily want to be a girl, but to date boys, yes, teh pinata HAS turned this into a yaoi situation. But yeah. Cloud, for that reason... is the best.




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What about Faris?

She dressed as a man XD


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Well I would have...but I just assumed you had played FFVII XD


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You didn't play FFIX...

Zidane basically looks like a girl. I even mistook him for a girl the first five minutes of the game.

So does that count as "game-long" cross-dressing?






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You didn't play FFIX...

Zidane basically looks like a girl. I even mistook him for a girl the first five minutes of the game.

So does that count as "game-long" cross-dressing?

I did play FFIX but that doesn't count because he doesn't have to act like a girl and I don't know if anyone acknowledges that he looks like a girl during game. He is just a sadly oblivious would-be-uke.




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What about Kuja?

I'm sure 95% of us would agree he's a closet homosexual XD


And I'm sure if given the chance, he'd dress in drag without hesitation XD




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What about Kuja?

I'm sure 95% of us would agree he's a closet homosexual XD


And I'm sure if given the chance, he'd dress in drag without hesitation XD

You are missing the pinata's point...
Though that is a valid point of your own...
Cloud is the only FF character that actually did dress as a woman when he was in fact a man, and after all that toughness acting and talking.




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... or lamont... or whatever his name is out of 12?..

I was convinced he was a she for a good couple hours...

and i agree that kuja is the biggest fairy ever, but dont let arc see you say that..

but nice one pina, he does scrub up nice as a she, but that just goes to show how effeminate they make those lead characters..






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I dont agree with the Zidane bit...I always knew he was a dude...and dont even think he looks like a girl XD

However what Egam said about Kuja doesnt seem far off...I mean really who is he trying to kid? XD

and yeah that kid from FFXI takes the cake...sure you can blame his voice on account of him not hitting puberty....but his posture is his own decision XD


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i seriously thought kuja was a woman, although i heard thats cos they originally designed him as a woman and then changed their minds and made him a man, but he does have the most distubingly girly wardrobe ever and when he goes trance form he has man-breasts >.>


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It's just a rumour that the original plans were to make Kuja female. There's never been any confirmation from Square that Kuja was meant to be a woman.
I never thought that Zidane or Kuja were female the first time I played FF IX.





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...i agree cloud's the best but that's not my reason XD anyway

kuja=girl ? ----> yeah, thought so too
zidane=girl ? ---> never XD he's got quite the hips but doesn't look girly
cloud=hot woman ? ---> let the pic say it
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BUT he's more attractive as a man XD at least to me <.<




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XD I dun think hes a very attractive woman...at least not in that pic...the pig tails or braids or whatever are not doin it for me XD


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who said zidane was a girly man?

i certainly didn't..

but effeminace in a male lead is a square enix staple, and who am i to argue with that jugernaut?

and i lolled my arse off at that my queen, especially squalls face Razz






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XD I dun think hes a very attractive woman...at least not in that pic...the pig tails or braids or whatever are not doin it for me XD

There are lots of much better pics that teh pinata has seen...
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