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Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:50 pm |
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What can't you sue these days?
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26292818-401,00.html
* Indian man sues makers of Lynx (Axe in USA I think) deodorant
* Says he hasn't had a girlfriend in 7 years
* Suing for depression, psychological damage
AN Indian man claims he has been cheated by the cosmetics firm that makes popular deodorant Lynx after failing to land a girlfriend for the past seven years.
Vaibhav Bev has been using Lynx deodorant since 2002, in the hope the company's promotional campaign - which features scantily clad women throwing themselves at men - had some basis in real life.
Mr Bev is suing the maker of Lynx - marketed as Axe in his home country - for more than $100,000, seeking compensation for "depression and psychological damage".
"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me," he told the Daily Record.
Indian compensation lawyer Ram Jethmalani advised the company that makes Axe, Unilever, to settle out of court.
He said any claims by Unilever that Mr Bev failed to find a girlfriend because he was unattractive were unlikely to succeed.
"In fact, some of the best-looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys," he told the Daily Record.
Unilever has so far declined to comment on the case.
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On a lighter note im more amazed at the fact an indian man used deoderant lmao. I see a lot here and I can tell you not many use it
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Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:30 pm |
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Good job if he wins! I wish I could come into a ridiculous amount of money like that.... Just saying I'm a lazy *, even though I work 2 jobs and go to school full time I'm still a lazy *.
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:00 am |
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.....can i sue whatever nbastard made up the "if you keep your face like that and the wind changes ittl stay that way" BS
i stayed years when i was little
scared to move my face in the wind-.-
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:31 pm |
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awwww lol
some people seriously sue for the weirdest of reasons :/
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:10 pm |
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All I have to say is...
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:34 pm |
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Can I sue Funender if I no longer have fun on this forum?
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:55 pm |
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No because its fun-ender...you shouldnt be having fun to begin with...maybe he should sue you for having fun on his forum that is anti-fun XD
Also...people are dumb and should stop suing people for stupid *. Its annoying XD
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My faith in humanity has just dropped another 5%...
Seriously that is the most absurd thing I have seen in a very long time.
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lol, i bet he's too lazy to get a job...
and by the time he gets the 100k the girls will be all over him (for the money of course) and axe will sue him back cause they did manage to give him girls and he'll end up poor again xD
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Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:22 pm |
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My faith in humanity has just dropped another 5%...
Seriously that is the most absurd thing I have seen in a very long time. |
thats more than i had in the first place XD
good point wingy xD
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Though seriously if Im out walking around in the night to ASDA with the pedo/rapist/murderer/psycho of questionable sanity vampy....who do I have to be afraid of? XD
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