it twas a dreary morning, August 28th,1998. i was only 7 at the time. my parent's had left for a vacation only a week earlier, and were coming home that night. i sat next to the kitchen table, praying that there would be something other than a sandwich that i could make that day. my sister started complaining that if i didn't make her something, she'd make something for both of us, she's a horrible cook. so i started to make the only thing that was really apealing to me at the time, jello. i climbed up the undensle draw and peeked inside the cabinet to see all kinds of jello! lemon, cherry, watermellon, lime, you name it, we had it. so i took out 2 boxes of cherry, and began the preperations. all the larger bowls had been used the day before when my sister had attempted to make macarroni and cheese, it failed. so i seached high and low, only to find a frying pan. then i tryed to read the rest of the directions, but due to the fact i was only in 2nd grade, i didn't know many of the words. i was a very subborn child, and i still am stubborn till this day, so i wasn't going to ask my sister for help, in fear that she'd yell at me and try to make sautaed mushrooms again. so instead of reading it, i did what my instict told me. so i put the jello mix and some water in the pan, and put it on the stove. i climbed a stool and watched the jellow mix heat up. i did so for about 10 minutes, until i decided to leave it be for a bit. i went into the living room to watch some cartoons. the sound cranked up, and my full attension on what tom and jerry were doing, i forgot about my jello. hours passed, but i still hadn't noticed that the pan was overflowing. the jello liquid mixed in with some of the lighter fluid and other materials that had spilled onto or leaked out of the stove. and in a few seconds, the stove was on fire. twas a magnificent site, probably why i'm a pyro now, but it burnt my jello, and i couldnt' clean it up by the time my parents got home.
that's why i can't use the stove or frying pans. (i'm also not allowed to make jello)
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Thorlord wrote:
really? i read it in a Sean Connery voice....
....i read all your posts in a Sean Connery Voice, so its not weird....
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
'Oh crap....she's awake!'
long story but i was craving peperonies last year (i think in like may of last year ) and i didn't want them cold so i was was gonna heat them in the microwave(my bestest freind) and my mom suggested that i use the oven so i did. she said to use broil and i did.my mom and i got to playing burnout 2 i think and totaly forgot about them adn i happened to smell them burning well not only were they burning they were on fire now i have a very big fear about fire (tell you about that later has to do with fireworks)and i was paniced and my mom is kinda laughing at me but the thing that is the stupidest thing about this particular day i was so panicked that i wasn't thinking about hte type of fire it was(grease) and i put water on it so i proceded to try to burn the house down (i think there's a lesson there NEVER PUT WATER ON A GREASE FIRE) needless to say i got a little burned you know like a liter burnand i singed the drapes in the kitchen ever since then i've eaten my peperonies cold
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