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 User is Offline square_fan   Post Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:31 pm
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The Most Useless line IN A game...

ok, this is for Lines, Scenes, Actions, whatever.

Just say waht are some of the most useless lines and actions in a game.

I am currently playing the first RESIDENT EVIL and i am at the final mission [so this may have spoilers]


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and you reach the elevator to o up and fight the second tyrant fight, and here is the first one, Chris and Barry are saying for jill to go on ahead because there are zombies comin down the hallway...ok...why would they bother if the place is gonna blow up anyway, AND Chris doesnt even have a gun!....why don't they go up the elevator with jill? zombies cant use the elevator! oh and before this, when you free chris from the prison, and go to the room right before the prison, Chris decides to run ahead and leave you alone, WTF!?...also there isnt a save point before the tyrant fight, so i have to run all the way there, and go through the scene at the elevator like amillion times!

EDIT: OK, chris does have a gun, but where the hell did it come from? lol.


ok, whats your peeve about these kinda things? and what are some in the games you play? they are certainly very annoying...
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worst evil phrase ever, "I, GARLAND, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!".

hands down worst line
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LMFAO those are all great lmao.
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yeah, no *
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"Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you." -Barry, Resident Evil 1.

thats just horrible, and when you HEAR him say it its even worse. lmao!
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omg, that freaking funny
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that's my fave line, and before hat is.

"Don't, Open, That, Door" lol.
the way he says t is great.
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ok well I cant name a single scenario where this happens but it happens in just about every shooter game out there.

So you'll be messin' around somewhere, whether it be in a hallway, behind some sandbags, or on the roof, and a large mass of enemies will come rushing towards you, and the guy next to you will say something like "Here they come," or "Shoot 'em."
I've heard it and seen it happen so many times it's almost irritating, I mean damn man, no * their coming! no I think I'll just sit here and watch -.-"

another good one is "Are you alright?" 90% of the time they'll ask you this when your quite obviously in critical condition. Cmon man, no I'm just laying here bleeding out for the ****ing fun of it -.-"
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On the Elder Scrolls Oblivion, as you are fighting people, they will say random crap. It doesn't matter how bad the battle is going for them, they make it out to be for their gain. I was fighting this weak dude and they said,"This is the part where you (I killed them at this part) fall down and bleed to death!" The voice kept going after they died. One time I was fighting someone and they said,"You move like a pregnant cow!" Also, I was completely pwning some Marauder and they said,"What's the matter? Getting tired?". Granted some of these sound right in the right places.
When you are running away and they are catching up they should say, "You move like a pregnant cow!" (But they only say that while they are slashing at you)
When your Fatigue is low they should say,"Whats the matter, getting tired?" (But my fatigue is never low.)
When you are on your last bit of health and they are about to do a coup de gras they should say,"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!" But as I have said. These things occur completely randomly as you fight human and humanoid characters.
Funniest and very useless lines in Oblivion:
"I was a dog once. I got better though. Not a better dog, though, I am a terrible dog now."
"Oh. Children. I need some children. I haven't eaten in days (Or something to that degree)."
And in some town people will say as you walk by,"The Brethren will get rid of folks like you." In response, a certain person if asked a question about the Brethren, even if he was the person who said that, will say: "Brethren? I ain't got no brothers."
But one of the most useless line is, on the game "Star Wars Battlefront 2" If you play the Heros versus Villains thing, you will be able to get people to follow you. Still, when you press the follow command, a voice will say,"Give the Hero some room, men. Heros fight alone. (Or something to that degree it says quite a few different things like that.) Still, the command works and you can get them to follow you. (I even had a Vader Trio once. Imagine "Luke, we are your Fathers".)
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A quote from a fairy in the Zelda series, "Hey, listen!"

So annoying!
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I thought Resident Evil 4 when Ashley is in danger she'll yell

"Help me Leon"

I just want to shout at the TV

"NAH I was just gonna leave you there ya blonde *"
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lol.
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