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Short Stories Contest
This topic is for the stories themselves only, anything else regarding rules or an update on the prize gil is located here: http://www.funender.com/finalfantasy/forums/win-100000-gil-vt1819.html
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this topic is for the short stories only!
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Just another normal night in the kitchen. Pickwicket had just began his chores when the call to arms sounded. "Great" he thought, "another recruit left the doors to the training center open". "Jeez" he thought, "where do they get these recruits"! Looking around the room, Pickwicket notices the other SeeD's racing towards the Elevators. "Get back to work" his supervisor shouts, but Pickwicket is curious, He has to find out whats going on. As he takes off towards the Hallway, another recruit stumbled into him, leaving him dazed. "Get out of my way you fool ! The Faculty have all gone crazy, attacking the SeeD's for goodness sake. sob..." Just as Pickwicket is trying to recover, A Garden Faculty appears, ordering everyone back to there dorms. As Pickwicket is making his way, he notice's an old freind. "Hey Zell, Zell, were ya been man!" With a backhanded slap, Pickwicket looses conscience. Upon waking he finds himself in the infirmary. " you were one of the lucky ones young man, many didn't make it." as the doctor applies another sedative, he adds " sleep, when you wake up, hopefully all this mess will be back to normal". "but Doc, what is going on?" Pickwicket asks. "just sleep child, just sleep." and with that, pickwicket slumbers off, never quite understanding just what had transpired that day.
Don't know what ya think, just kinda spur of the moment type thing to get everyone jumpstarted. lol. Troop out
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Homunculus'/Seph's Babe's entry:
Hello My name is Anna-Maria Cortez I am 16 years old and a ANIMAGUS!! (It's a person like myself who can turn into a animal!) I myself am A WOLF! Its quite freaky to explain (well I got kissed but a werewolf guywho I fell in love with called Remus J Lupin.) I was a student after all going to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy. My fav lesson is defence against the dark arts as my husband teaches it (well he did until everyone found out his secret that he was a werewolf in all) My wedding was the best thing that happened to me! We got married in Spain. My bestfriend's were there (fred and george weasley) They almost objected to the wedding only becuase George fancied me!! My Mother is a muggle (non magicial folk) she is a right cow. (she's called daisy after all!!) Daisy is a stupid muggle name as I am half spanish. My father is spanish and Mother is Spanish(he's from santander in spain) Mother hates me because I am a witch and she is a muggle.
The way she treats me is like a pile of dogmuck thats been treaded on, she hates me doing homework in front of her (espech my fav lesson which is DATDA)........
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Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:05 am |
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THANKS KRISTEY!
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In 2008, an assassination attempt by an Islamic suicide bomber killed Pope Benedict. As Catholics mourned, A new, more liberal, pope was elected, Pope Matthew V. The new pope faced a problem. Worldwide, Catholicism was becoming more and more discreditable. He realized he needed something proven to inspire people to convert, a miracle. "However", he thought, "one can't just make a miracle, right?"
Thus a secret project was started in the Vatican. Miracles from the Lady of Guadalupe to Joan d'Arc, were compiled in a huge database. The purpose of it all? To discover the common threads, the similarities, and see if they could be repeated. In other words, to design a miracle.
August, 2009. Vatican City. During Mass, a sniper drilled a bullet through Pope Matthew's head from 200 yards. Panic ensued. Throughout this, a solitary priest in a trenchcoat was noticed slowly approaching the dead man. With a flash of light, the cross in his hands shot out a ray of pure light, enveloping the wounded head. The noise from the crowd dimmed and faltered, then completely stopped, as the pope pulled himself to his feet. People from around the world stared in disbelief at their T.V. screens as the Pope scrathed his head and blurted out, "OW! That hurts."
The Vatican released the entire story two days later. Roland Deschain, the lead researcher on the project, found a way to tap into the metaphysical realm, and end the very fabric of reality to his will. Henceforth he was known as the Father of "Magick". When asked to contact him however, the Church revealed he had been excommunicated. They refused to elaborate further. Instead they announced that all progress and new discoveries would be avaible worldwide to all Catholics who wanted the knowledge.
Magick became an overnight hit. Everyone wanted to be a "Mage", and Catholicism recieved millions of new converts within the week. The U.N. appointed three of the most promising mages to monitor and report on worldwide meatphysical use. Each nation was alloted a level of "MP", or magical power. If a country's contingent of Mages grew too large, the U.N. would intervene.
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This is the first of a multiple-part story I am working on. I'd also like to say, to any Catholics out there, that I did NOT, at any time, mean to debase or poke fun at your religion. It's just the luck of the draw that it's about catholocism. Whenever I get more parts to it, they can be found at my website. (check profile)
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Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:34 am |
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Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:55 pm |
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(This Story takes place in the Calm Lands of Spira before the eradication of Sin and after the Macalania Woods scene. As the party is resting Yuna and Tidus find themselves walking off towards the Gourge, watching the sunset. Realizing their abscence Rikku quickly goes to Auron and explains the situation. They decide to spy on Tidus and Yuna as they continued their stroll.)
"Holy"
"Awwww...." Rikku began as she twiddled her thumbs in her thin blonde hair.
"Auron look at them, aren't they cute?"
Auron just stood with his usual exasperated appearence. Growing impatient at Auron's silence Rikku began to talk again.
"You know Auron you can actually show some emotion sometimes."
Auron stood still as stone.
"I never!!" Rikku began, raising her voice "How can you not care at all!?!"
Auron stood still, now grimacing.
"Ahhh!!!!!" Rikku screamed loudly.
"Get down...." Auron said roughly, pulling her under the cover of the boulder.
-----Tidus turned his head quickly at the sound of the high pitched scream.
"Did you hear that?" Tidus said looking around.
"Hehe....." Yuna giggled, gazing lovingly into Tidus's eyes "I didn't hear anything." Yuna touched Tidus's hand.
"The sunset is beautiful isn't it..." Yuna said quietly.
"Yeah....." TIdus said taking hold of her hand.
Yuna began to cry.
"Yuna...." Tidus said hugging her 'I promise I wont leave you...."
"I know...." Yuna said burying her face into his chest.
-----Meanwhile, behind a small boulder
"You have to say, that is cute..." Rikku continued somewhat talking to herself.
"Look!! He is going to kiss her!" Rikku said excited.
Auron sighed and continued to grimace.
"Auron...I hate you...." Rikku said.
Auron smiled.
The sun set revealing glimmering stars and a bright moon. Tidus and Yuna looked up to the glorious moon in the sky.
"I'm scared....." Yuna said looking at the moon.
"Me too...." Tidus said softly.
Then from the bottom of the Gourge came a low growl. It bounced off the walls of the Gourge ricocheting all over. Then from the darkness came demonic shadows with their hands outstreched. They floated closer to Tidus mumbling. They seemed to be humans yet thier red eyes should no hint of humanity.
"What the he---" Tidus began interupted by, to his horror, the words they were saying.
"Jecht..." They moaned.
Rikku looked onward alarmed and quickly turned to the now sleeping Auron.
"Auron! Wake up! Yuna and Tidus are in trouble!"
"Shut up Rikku..." Auron said opening his eyes.
Rikku grabbed Auron by the arm and showed him the creatures.
"What the hell?!" Auron began as they ran towards Yuna and Tidus.
"Yunnie!!" Rikku screamed as she fixed on her Kaiser Claws.
The shadows crept closer and closer to Tidus.
Why are they saying his name.... Tidus thought as he saw the shadows.
The creatures began to growl louder as they came closer to Tidus.
"Jecht....Jecht....Jecht" They moaned now in touching distance.
"Stay away from them!!" Auron bellowed "They are the shadows of those who were killed by sin. They are evil and desire only revenge."
The shadows grabbed Tidus and lifted him up over the Gourge, now mummering Sin over and over.
"Help!!" Tidus screamed.
"Tidus!!" Yuna screamed running towards the Gourge.
"Yuna, stop and focus, take all of your energy and your most intense feelings and bottle them up in your staff!"
Yuna closed her eyes and pointed her staff towards the shadows.
"Now expel those feeling out through your staff!"
Yuna began to tense up as her staff emited a white light.
"Tidus!!!" Yuna screamed as she let the light go. It flew from her staff in long threads wrapping around the shadows, gripping Tidus. The light lit up the sky and blinded everyone. The shadows retreated back towards the Gourge.
"Woah..." Rikku said as the light enveloped even her.
"Holy...." Yuna said as she passed out. Later Yuna awoke next to the unconcious Tidus as the sun was rising.
"Come Rikku, lets leave them alone..." Auron said pulling her away.
"So you have awaken..." Yuna said as Tidus woke "And just in time for the sunset."
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Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:12 am |
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awww thats so sweet SunsetSea *wipes tear*...its inspired me to write one ... *graps note pad and begins to write*...
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| awww thats so sweet SunsetSea *wipes tear*...its inspired me to write one ... *graps note pad and begins to write*... |
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Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:25 pm |
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(bored so i pumped some silliness out)
As the sun came up, the trees glimmered with droplets of hope, the birds sang to potential lovers, and the beauty of the mountains would be missed by all those who were asleep.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRDS!"
Seifer arose from his bed and threw his head between his legs. A long night a drinking followed by the noise from the birds made it evident that his day was going to be long and for the most part, generally painful. The clock tower in the middle of town rang and seemed to be louder than it ever was in the past.
"Joy, a hangover, just what i was looking forward to. I wonder what happened last night?"
Seifer rose from his bed as he made his way to the closet which contained no clothes, just his gunblade. He took it in the palm of his hand and waved it around. He suddenly remembered he might not be completely sober and waving around something as sharp as his gunblade could make his day ever worse. He place the gunblade on the bed and went to the bathroom to wash up.
As Seifer went to open door he could smell something... something burning. As he started to turn the knob he found it was lock from the other side.
"Who the * is in there and what do you think you are doing smoking in my bathroom?"
Not a sound came from the bathroom. He almost kicked the door in but as his raised his foot he remember it was indeed his door. As Seifer went around to the back of his small home with the intent to check the bathroom window which he always leaves open for his lady friends, he found that the smell was much stronger now. The smoke coming of his house could be seen for miles. Seifer ran to the back of his house and found that the whole side of his bathroom had been burned down by some kind of projectile attack. Seifer gave his bathroom a closer look through all the smoke.
"Today just keep getting better and better" Seifer said as Ifrit rose from the crater within his bathroom. "And silly me, i left my gunblade inside, ill just have to beat him with my wit..."
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Moved here:
Thorlord's Possible Entry for the Contest (I grabbed his post w/o his permission)
Squirrels
Squirrels are pure demonic beings.
how evil are they? let me tell you:
Its a common mistake in the bible, you see in the garden of edin snakes werent allowed in at all. rather, the only way the demon could get into the gates of edin was with cute creatures, thus the squirrel blue-print was developed by satan as a way to spy on humans and gods alike. You see it was a little squirrel that convinced Eve to eat the apple, not the snake. i mean, would you believe a reptile? or a cute little furry friend? i thought so.
These little demonic creatures of the trees have not changed over the course of time. for they are near immortial. their only weakness are B.B. guns and dogs. they are immune to everything else. they make their sacred squirrel buriel grounds look like Indian burial grounds, this taints the ground purely and the combined evil of a thousand dead squirrels (via B.B. Guns and dogs) allows for the gate between hell and earth to be thin, thats why if you bury a body in an indian burial ground (which is actually a squirrel buriel ground in disguise) the body comes back to life.
Still think they are godsend creatures? lets look at some more evidence.
When a forest fire is started, who is the first creature fleeing from the scene?
The squirrel.
What creature has a strong sense of attacking harmful spirits?
Dogs, and they ALWAYS bark at squrrels. (cats hate em too)
Who killed off the Dodo's?
Squirrels disguised as rats.
Who shot JFK?
It was a squirrel in the book depository.
Who Helped hitler in his final solution?
Trick question. Hitler was made entirely of squirrels, his mustache was an entire baby squirrel.
Who runs Disney?
Demonic Ionic Squirrel Network Enemy of Yahweh"
Dont let your guard down. these little demons look cute. but thats how they get you. if we dont stop them now. soon we will all be bowing down to the great Dark Queen "Chitter" who is Lucifers right hand Squirrel.
So grab your Holy B.B. Guns and rent some Hounds. we go Squirrel hunting Tonight!
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its cool. thanks for entering me Krutsiey i wouldent have done so otherwize lol.
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so did the contest die or something? did i miss it what?
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Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:47 pm |
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well no but we didn't get as many enterys as i wanted so i think we should give it a couple of days then start voting......... ............but the guy's puttin forward cash would hv to be notified
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Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:03 pm |
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i forget how much i put up... gotta go find the old topic
edit: it says im putting 60k into the pot... could have sworn it was more than that, so im upping my prize money to 100,000 gil. everyone else (haine and fun) will have to check what they said bc i forget already.
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