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Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:06 pm |
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Red Mage: The Truth!
Everyone knows the red cape and feather hat. But what is his secret? is he only a jack of all trades who ends up sucking by the end of the game. I think not my friends.
The true red mage strives to become completely perfect in every aspect of battle: swordsmanship, black magic, white magic, etc. I this pursuit, they soon learn how to change their abilities at will. They can change from powerful warrior to wise mage to stealthy ninja in the * of a wrist. They rearrange their stats to the present situation.
"But then why do they suck," you might say if you are still paying attention. It's because no video game features the true red mage. They must limit his or her true potential or risk having an overpowered character.
So i say, stand my red mage brethren! Rise! Show onto them the true power of stat manipulation! In the words of our leader, Red Mage Statscowski, "It's all in the dice."
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To anyone how knew what i was talking about, you obviously read 8 Bit theater and i thank you. Peace! 
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YOU TELL 'EM BOB!
I don't know what you're talking about =/
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The red mage did rock my socks though XD
Plus everyone in 6 was technically a red mage, and they all kicked arse XD
So... yay bob?
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:26 pm |
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[quote="Egam_Krad"] I don't know what you're talking about =/ [/quote="Egam_Krad"]
Yeah... No one really does. To be honest, I'm just glad someone replied on this one.
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:33 pm |
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Sometimes it's better for people not to respond XD
Since the topic changes soon after XD
Starting with this post D=
other wise Arc soon turns it into another RP
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It's not necessarily a bad thing but.. XD
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| Note to all: HAHAHA i am in love with edam. He and i shall be wed on the next moon of flareys de-pantsing. |
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| oh and by crush, if it's more then a crush ( Like egam and DP) it still counts.... (to me them two are... in hardcore love) |
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:34 pm |
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I always did like the redmage...but I have no idea what your talkin about either....anyhow whether or not arc getting a hold of a topic is a bad thing kinda depends on the day XD
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:23 pm |
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no your all fine i dont remember much about ff1 just redmage that aruko is playing in ff11XD
and people in 6 had specific jobs didnt they?XD
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Though seriously if Im out walking around in the night to ASDA with the pedo/rapist/murderer/psycho of questionable sanity vampy....who do I have to be afraid of? XD
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Yeah, but adding a Red Mage in front of it only adds to their badassery XD
Red Mage Thief XD
And 7's just a ripoff.. so don't bother XD
jk
but yeah... I'll sick Kefka on y'alls butts if you do... XD
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| Note to all: HAHAHA i am in love with edam. He and i shall be wed on the next moon of flareys de-pantsing. |
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| oh and by crush, if it's more then a crush ( Like egam and DP) it still counts.... (to me them two are... in hardcore love) |
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Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:07 am |
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Red mages are awsome! I agree! but i prefer rangers.... wait....FF1 has no rangers... but the red mage can use bows right? wait is there bows? I don't remember... to long... i cant play it again since there is no story, it bores me.... but red mage was useful you are right.
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Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:47 pm |
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*Sigh*
My kingdom for someone here who actually reads 8 bit theater...
Ok, maybe not my whole kingdom...
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Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:24 pm |
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Im just gonna go ahead and smile and not since I dont know what your talking about *nods and smiles* ^^
XD seriously though what is 8 bit theater? Im sure I have heard it but I dunno what it is XD
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In short, 8 bit theater destroys and ruins everything pure and simple about the original final fantasy game. It involves the journey of the "Light Warriors": a sadistic, power hungry Black Mage; a naive, complete idiot Fighter; a cunning, thieving Thief; and a Red Mage(YAY!) that is convinced that their universe is nothing but a RPG. Strange, right?
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Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:46 pm |
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Dunno about strange...sounds interesting though XD
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nuklearpower.com is the site. its very funny. i reconmend it to anyone who values comedy
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LMFAO i'm reading them right now... addictive little buggers... XD
I'm at page 95 =/
What have you done to me XD
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| Note to all: HAHAHA i am in love with edam. He and i shall be wed on the next moon of flareys de-pantsing. |
| slayker wrote: |
| oh and by crush, if it's more then a crush ( Like egam and DP) it still counts.... (to me them two are... in hardcore love) |
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Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:11 pm |
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i read a few of them before (dont think there was even 95 when i was thereXD) they where hilarious i remember that much maybe ill checkit out again later XD
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Though seriously if Im out walking around in the night to ASDA with the pedo/rapist/murderer/psycho of questionable sanity vampy....who do I have to be afraid of? XD
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| Kuro Ryu wrote: |
| A warlock? Arc? ... I've heard weirder things about you to be fair actually XD |
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| Arc's children would be the spawn of satan..... |
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