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 User is Offline sephere   Post Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:30 pm
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really bad chat up lines

just for randomness and fun anyone know any bad,cheesy or any chat up lines?

how bout?... are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
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 User is Offline T-Rex   Post Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:47 pm
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-If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
-Does this smell like chloroform to you?
-Know anywhere to hide a body?
-Which one of you gals wants to come home with me and cook dinner?
-Let’s get hammered, and then I’ll nail ya!
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 User is Offline sephere   Post Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:52 pm
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the first and last where good lol

1) do your legs hurt?.. you've been running through my mind all day
2) is there a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them
3)if your name was homework i'll do you on my desk right now
4)did it hurt when you fell from heaven
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I choose my life over seph getting a handjob.


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 User is Offline Trooper   Post Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:20 am
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courtesy of Captain Jack Sparrow:

You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin. XD
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 User is Offline Arc   Post Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:07 am
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T-Rex wrote:
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-Does this RAG smell like chloroform to you?


just sounds better XD


i like
"NOW! B*TCH!"
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<from me

<from rukie

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Though seriously if Im out walking around in the night to ASDA with the pedo/rapist/murderer/psycho of questionable sanity vampy....who do I have to be afraid of? XD

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 User is Offline sephere   Post Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:01 am
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not really a CHAT UP LINE is it? =Dx
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 User is Offline crazed4now   Post Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:55 pm
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you're all forgetting the most classic one of all:

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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crazed is more controlling in a dominatrix kinda way than an annoying kinda way XD It's like everyone listening is Crazed's b*tch

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 User is Offline Arc   Post Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:28 am
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sephere wrote:
not really a CHAT UP LINE is it? =Dx


it is if it works XD

and yes alice its me...i wont bring the radiator next time...
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<from me

<from rukie

< from shandy

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Though seriously if Im out walking around in the night to ASDA with the pedo/rapist/murderer/psycho of questionable sanity vampy....who do I have to be afraid of? XD

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A warlock? Arc? ... I've heard weirder things about you to be fair actually XD

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Arc's children would be the spawn of satan.....
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 User is Offline sephere   Post Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:38 am
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i suppose but your not exactly chatting them up lol =D

1)Are we related? Do you want to be?
2)I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
3)Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.
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 User is Offline Trooper   Post Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:55 am
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So i have a position open on my staff, and by staff i mean...XD
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 User is Offline sephere   Post Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:56 am
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haha very smooth =D x
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This line needs a little bit of setup up.

Rub your face, and when she asks what you are doing say, "Just clearing a place for you to sit on"
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oh god.... that last on disturbed me a little....
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Kuro Ryu wrote:
crazed is more controlling in a dominatrix kinda way than an annoying kinda way XD It's like everyone listening is Crazed's b*tch

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If Crazed is my aunt I'm very worried for my sanity...XD

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 User is Offline sephere   Post Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:51 pm
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funny though =D i hardly think any of these would work but would die laughing if i saw someone try
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Hey honey, it's my birthday today, I'm looking for my present. Mind if I unwrap you?
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