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Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:06 am |
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My FF Poem (Humour? Quite poor....)
An Ode To FF7
Reno and rude sat under the tree
waiting for rufus to come on tv
along came a weapon, and angry was he
"I'm gonna eat you, both up for tea!"
Cloud and Zack were swapping their kecks
When Tifa walked out and offered them sex
Zack said, "No love, you look like a wreck"
So outside she went and got scrubbin' the decks
Red XIII was chasing a crow
Whilst Cid and Barret were watching a show
The gold saucer gals were getting down low
When who should appear but... hojo!
Hojo was outraged and started to rage
"You're all my specimins! Get back in your cage!"
The honeybee girls were struttin' on stage
And in the back row, there was a black mage
The mage got excited and started a fire
It all went up like a funeral pyre!
Hojo was dead, the poncey old liar
And Vincent rejoiced and thought he'd retire
Yuffie was stealing, to get her next hit
The junkie she was, a crime she'd commit
Aeris dragged her away, to the nearest exit
And back to Wutai, and Leviathan's pit
So off back to Midgar, our heroes do go
With a cheer and a Wark! from a blue chocobo
This poem's quite stressful, and equally slow
But without my great talent, i think it would blow.
So cheers folks for listenin'
The mako is glistenin'
And I will be whistlin'
This beautiful tune.
(win Fight Music! de de de de...)
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Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:12 am |
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 Very great rhymes and wellwritten! Keep it up 
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Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:33 am |
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lool great indeed....keep writing more
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Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:49 am |
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Hopefully she'll make more!
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| That may just be because you are the head of the Funender Garden, and I played 2 professor characters, so you seem like my boss now permanently in my mind. XD |
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Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:53 pm |
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wow, i really want to laugh. it's making me smile. it's humorous. hope you right more of it! ^_^
searching for you, asking for your forgiveness...
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:18 am |
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What about making one about Seymour and Yuna, if they'd ever married?
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| That may just be because you are the head of the Funender Garden, and I played 2 professor characters, so you seem like my boss now permanently in my mind. XD |
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:09 pm |
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oh yeah, it probably would be humorous or would be sad.
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:15 pm |
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Or just plain nut!
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| That may just be because you are the head of the Funender Garden, and I played 2 professor characters, so you seem like my boss now permanently in my mind. XD |
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:29 pm |
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really?
Which FF Character Are You?
life...is meaningless without you by my side...
searching for you, asking for your forgiveness...
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:31 pm |
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maybe you guys should try to write that poem and see what it would be like 
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:31 pm |
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Might be ful of strange things... Like she won't serve him breakfast on the bed etc.
Or it could just be sad, as you suggested... 
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| That may just be because you are the head of the Funender Garden, and I played 2 professor characters, so you seem like my boss now permanently in my mind. XD |
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:34 pm |
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or that her lips touched a man that she never loved...
Which FF Character Are You?
life...is meaningless without you by my side...
searching for you, asking for your forgiveness...
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:37 pm |
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That too...
He loves her anger...
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| That may just be because you are the head of the Funender Garden, and I played 2 professor characters, so you seem like my boss now permanently in my mind. XD |
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:38 pm |
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oh yeah i just post a sad poem of vincent today, check it out ok? the post is titled, "vincent valentine, already defin (must read)
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:41 pm |
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I sure will! More FF-poetry!
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| That may just be because you are the head of the Funender Garden, and I played 2 professor characters, so you seem like my boss now permanently in my mind. XD |
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