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Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:07 pm |
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MY (crazed4now's) trip to Walmart
due to popular request, i'm posting why i can no longer go to Walmart.
It was about 6 years ago when i was 12 on summer break. My friend Trisha, who was 14 at the time, found out that her boyfriend Jim (one of our friends) was cheating on her. So to make her feel better, we planned a prank on Jim. Me, Kevin, Aleah, Trisha, Jer, and Kevin's little brother Jake (who was 6 at the time) all planned to fill condoms with mayonnaise and stick them under Jim's mattress so that when he lays down that night, POP!
For materials, we go to walmart. All we need is about 4 jars of miracle whip and 2 or 3 boxes of condoms. We were in line to buy everything when we realized, none of us brought money. So, thinking we were cool, we decided to just shoplift it. I have a jar of mayo in my jacket, Kevin as 3 jars, and Jer has all the condoms (trisha and aleah refused to get involved and all of us agreed that we couldn't let Jake get involved).
We walked out of the door and that's when Kevin was tapped on the shoulder. we turn around and there, in blue suit, as the Walmart Security cop.
He dragged us to the back room with the two way mirror as he pretended he was a real cop interrogating us. The cop looks at Kevin and says, "So, mind explaining why you were lifting?" To which Kevin responded, quite honestly, "Because we didn't have any money." He nodded and turned around, pointing to the objects we stole. "Mind explaining why you were stealing mayonnaises and condoms?"
Kevin didn't know what to answer, so he stayed silent. And, in one glorious moment, Trisha looked up and smiled, "Well, you see sir, Our friend Kevin here has a mayonnaises fetish. We were only doing this in hopes he would get out of this phase in his life."
After about 2 more hours and a very awkward discussion with Kevin's parents, we were kicked out of Walmart for shoplifting. I tried to go back to the walmart last year and the guy totally recognized me. XD
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:01 am |
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Oh dear lord...I can't stop laughing that's just too frickin funny
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:08 pm |
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yeah, we had to explain to Jim later on what we were planning on him and he forgave us just because we got in trouble.
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[quote="Kuro Ryu"]crazed is more controlling in a dominatrix kinda way than an annoying kinda way XD It's like everyone listening is Crazed's b*tch[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]If Crazed is my aunt I'm very worried for my sanity...XD[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]I find it good to know that Crazed does not believe in rape and yet does believe in the killing of orphans.[/quote]
[quote="cable"]Jimbob is the internet..... No need to change anything [/quote]
I'm the official "Mad Fairy Godmother" of the forum.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:56 pm |
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Good god 4 jars for 2 or 3 boxes of condoms? Fgs how many condoms were in the box? XD
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Im strung out on insanity--nature's drug.
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Sat May 02, 2009 1:17 pm |
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i don't remember, i think it was 24 though.
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[quote="Kuro Ryu"]crazed is more controlling in a dominatrix kinda way than an annoying kinda way XD It's like everyone listening is Crazed's b*tch[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]If Crazed is my aunt I'm very worried for my sanity...XD[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]I find it good to know that Crazed does not believe in rape and yet does believe in the killing of orphans.[/quote]
[quote="cable"]Jimbob is the internet..... No need to change anything [/quote]
I'm the official "Mad Fairy Godmother" of the forum.
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Sat May 02, 2009 11:30 pm |
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ah I see alright then XD
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Im strung out on insanity--nature's drug.
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Sun May 03, 2009 2:23 pm |
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we were gonna use a baster to get the mayo in the condoms too. We had EVERYTHING planned out except for the money. XD
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[quote="Kuro Ryu"]crazed is more controlling in a dominatrix kinda way than an annoying kinda way XD It's like everyone listening is Crazed's b*tch[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]If Crazed is my aunt I'm very worried for my sanity...XD[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]I find it good to know that Crazed does not believe in rape and yet does believe in the killing of orphans.[/quote]
[quote="cable"]Jimbob is the internet..... No need to change anything [/quote]
I'm the official "Mad Fairy Godmother" of the forum.
Thanks Aruy!
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Mon May 04, 2009 9:33 am |
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that's sloppy XD
that's hilarious though xD
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Thu May 07, 2009 1:48 am |
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a mayo fetish. thats pretty gross.
darn kids these days!
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Fri May 08, 2009 6:48 pm |
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i know. we never did have an intervention for him either. XD
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[quote="Kuro Ryu"]crazed is more controlling in a dominatrix kinda way than an annoying kinda way XD It's like everyone listening is Crazed's b*tch[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]If Crazed is my aunt I'm very worried for my sanity...XD[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]I find it good to know that Crazed does not believe in rape and yet does believe in the killing of orphans.[/quote]
[quote="cable"]Jimbob is the internet..... No need to change anything [/quote]
I'm the official "Mad Fairy Godmother" of the forum.
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Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:37 pm |
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Lol you could of made a condom & mayonnaise siege with that amount.
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lmao
i wanna do that now XD
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:13 pm |
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a siege? like, take all the mayo and condoms out of walmart?
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[quote="Kuro Ryu"]crazed is more controlling in a dominatrix kinda way than an annoying kinda way XD It's like everyone listening is Crazed's b*tch[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]If Crazed is my aunt I'm very worried for my sanity...XD[/quote]
[quote="mgold07"]I find it good to know that Crazed does not believe in rape and yet does believe in the killing of orphans.[/quote]
[quote="cable"]Jimbob is the internet..... No need to change anything [/quote]
I'm the official "Mad Fairy Godmother" of the forum.
Thanks Aruy!
Thanks Blacky!
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your are so crazy.hehe!but very exciting.
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