I don't know if anyone has ever seen me post in here, it's only been once I think.
Anyway I feel that I should post a lot of the columns (I guess) in here since i did write a few in the past few years. Not sure if it was a possible creative side coming out or that I was simply copying Jeremy Clarkson, either way here is the first.
This was written about 2 years ago I think, and it's about girls first impressions:
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This is just a funny quirk I came across. Girls, mostly the asian breed, tend to be very put off by anything that might cause them the slightest amount of discomfort. Not only that but they are terrible skin deep. Today, and in fact right now as I type this, I'm sitting in the library which clearly does not have enough desks to seat students. In my corner at the end of a walkway there is a free desk right behind me. The problem, I guess, is that it faces a wall and the seat is only a handful of centimetres away from my back. So a girl begins to walk close, she slows down and checks out the desk and the problems associated with sitting here. I can name a few of those problems. Me. I'm sitting here on my laptop, with my bed hair which in my opinion doesn't look that bad. Messy is in, and it's not even that messy because it's short. But I sit here, which means she would have to sit next to me. My shirt, it is just a throw-over t-shirt that's black and says "AC/DC" on it, a far cry from hello kitty. My jeans are about god-knows how old and yes they have various holes in them. This is a terrifying nightmare for the asian girl. IF it were up to her, she would not allow any boys who do not spend 10 hours in the mirror every morning at university. I'm clean, showered, shaved, put deoderant on, (today it is Lynx focus) and am nice. So after stopping she took two steps towards the dark, eerie corner of a possible middle earth. The orc-like creature (me) on his laptop was watching, waiting for her to sit down. And as quickly as she took the two steps she walked off, in search for a desk where no one was nearby, or at worst near an art student who has about 50 different brands of Maybelline on his/her face.
My point is that you will never have someone hot sitting next to you in a library unless you spend so much time trying to look look, you end up looking like a mannequin so that when that good-looking person does sit next to you, its only because she thinks you're just a dummy.
The next few bits aren't as good but it was on my notepad file:
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I can say the same for buses. I have been catching a relatively busy bus for a while now and this is what I have noticed: The only girls who have ever sat next to me, that could have sat somewhere else, are either Indian women who are probably used to crowded trains by now so they don't care, or smoking hot businesswomen who know you'll freeze and give them plenty of room so as not to make a fool of yourself when they sit next to you, so it is a win for them.
I've had some slaps in the face before It is right though, ignoring someone can hurt their morale. So, I do the same. It hurts to be ignored or treated like crap when someone good looking does it to you, so I figure that if someone ugly does it to you then it would be painful. Perfect. At work (busy alcohol shop), plenty of blonde britney's come through with the typical partying girl act on, laughing loud to attract attention, thinking that they are on top of the world, head so big it might just pop in a second if we give them any more attention. So if possible I will serve them last, but being me I am not a *, I'm nice to the bone. I'll serve them if I know they are waiting and no one else is. But I will not put on an act like "so what are you doing tonight?" or even string out the necessary conversation to complete the sale. I will say always say "you're welcome" and "have a nice night" but only in my real tone of voice so as to not act interested and give the usual guy "I'm trying to pick you up would you be interested?" technique. And you can tell, if they have any brains they will notice this and calm down, no longer acting so stupidly over the top. They might even leave with some dignity.
*~Rose wrote:
Is it fate that everything out of Stappy's mouth is awesome? XD
I had a similar experience on the train yesterday, a smoking hot chick stepped on and sat down a few seats from me. Es bueno, now I have something to look at . Es mas bueno, I get to watch as guy after guy walk up to her and try to start a conversation. Her arms are folded and she's almost not smiling to the point of a grimace, yet one after another they attempt to move in, start a conversation and crash upon the sirens rocks. This is incredibly entertaining for me and I begin to chuckle. It took me until later to realize why she was so upset about the guys hitting on her. I thought "If chicks hit on me constantly I'd eat it up... possibly literally... What's her problem?" Then I thought, you know, I got stuff to do, I wouldn't want every dumb shmuck trying to start some insubstantial drivel of a conversation with me all day... Then again, she was wearing a skintight mini jeans skirt and an itty bitty white tanktop with dogtags. If your sick of the attention, stop asking for it
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Arc wrote:
see he isnt all perversion and sexism
he says the smartest shiz sometimes XD
Dazzard wrote:
Too bad it's only sometimes
Mabus
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Stappy you should have said the the asian chickita, "I don't bite... Unless you want me too" knowing she wasn't going to sit next to you. lol
Where do you work Stappy? If people are ordering...
I find at my work (where most of the servers are hot) I do not talk the them if they don't talk to me first, even so it's such a social * show there I just do my work and leave. Some of the chicks have a snotty ass look on their face and so I disregard them totally. I pay them no attention and only give the slightest courtesy to them.
There are a couple a chat with, wouldn't go as far to say flirt with, but have nice conversations with.
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Yes I should have Mabus! Maybe she was waiting for me to make a move..hmmm. I've got pleenty of writings about asian girls (those born in asia).
I work in a place that apparently does not exist in america, but i know theres aussie companies trying to push them, and thats drive thru bottle shops. It looks like a petrol station, but theres fridges instead of pumps lol, and its sort of closed in.
Also I couldn't stop laughing at the girl on the train comment. How many people try and chat up someone on a train?
*~Rose wrote:
Is it fate that everything out of Stappy's mouth is awesome? XD
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