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if this is true, it's sad.

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You truly are a sick person, sonneh

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sonneh

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:16 pm

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Man arrested for having sex with table

There was a man in the next city over from mine that was arrested for having sex with his metal umbrella deck table.

This story was so pathetic that my teacher heard about it in Florida, and a fellow student heard about it in California.

The cops' first question was "How?"

And the neighbor FILMED the man doing this on multiple occasions.

Discussion time, yes?

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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:32 pm

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Wait was it for doing the table or indecent exposure and what about the guy who invaded his privacy by filming him thats messed up I bet the guy filming it got off on it.

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*facepalm*

links, pics, videos would help alot.

and by law it is not an invasion of privacy.

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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:43 pm

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Are the women in that city really that ugly ? Laughing

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oh thats nasty.Thats like the case where a woman was caught having sex with a dog. Confused

what is wrong with people these days. Sad

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razul

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it;s nasty because it caught on tape, but he didn't hurt anyone or animals, but women having sex with dog is just .. yuck !

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well he hurt the plastic.Now it has to go through life being a mentally scarred chair. Confused

sorry had to make a joke.But seriously it is disgusting.The world just seems to get more and more crazier by the day.

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Yup, world is crazier, its look like people that can use their logic cant figure out what to do and the ones that cant use their logic prefer to blast everything and everyone to kingdom come, you can watch hell on earth simply by turning on the news, the guy having sex with chair or table ? that's just filler Smile

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it was actually a metal picnic table.

and he's married with 3 children.

he was arrested because it was outside on his deck, near a school. He did it around noon and was looking out towards the school. >.< his poor kids.

I'll find links.

i think they'll have video of the news report.

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i heard about this from purin, lol

he sent me this link about a news program lol

i laughed my arse off hearing it xD

and the neighbour actually had several DVD's filled with the guy doing that, honostly, the neighbour is the real pervert...

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care to share the links?

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Link for watching a guy have sex with picnic table ? PASS ! Laughing

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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:46 pm

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seriously. i don't need to see that. Confused

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I dont think any of us do!

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I dunno Gary.*looks around site* there might be somebody. <.< >.>

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