Once Squall and his party found an old magical lamp. They din know wat was inside it till Zell rubs it,a spooky looking genie pooped out as the sky turns dark.
Diablos: Fellow mortals,thy shall b granted a wish for awakening me from me sleep.
Selphie: World peace in FF8.
Diablos: That's impossible.
Selphie: How about giving Squall two brains?
Diablos: Let me try world peace.
I'll be away for some time which may cause severe absence of squallpayne (myself) in forum. So,what I'm abt to say is,beeing away doesn't meant I'm not gonna check tis beloved forum periodically,it's like how you say,well it's kinda complicated,ya know..
GET TO DA POINT SQUALLPAYNE!
(I'll be away for some time)
(wind blowing from far distance)
Sound from somewhere: I'll b back wif more jokes! Mwhahahahaha
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a newly assigned serviceman-happened to be Irvine arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua,a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now listen carefully,"he told da homeowner. "I'm going to climb da tree and poke da gorilla with this stick until he falls to da ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his,uh,sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands infront to protect himself,you slap on da handcuffs."
"One question,wat if its a female gorilla?"the homeowner replied.
"Doesnt matter,"replied Irvine after pausing for a few secs.
"Got it,"the homeowner replied. "But wats da shotgun for?"
"If I fall out from da tree before the gorilla,Irvine said,"shoot da Chihuahua."
A panda enters a bar late night and ordered a sandwich. After eating,he promptly pulls out a shotgun and starts firing like a mad panda all over da place,scaring all customers and da bartender.It then turns to leave when the bartender calls out.
"What the hell did you do dat for?"he questioned wif shock.
"I'm a panda,check it out,"replied da panda before leaving da bar.
So the bartender pulls out a dictionary from da office and search for da da word panda. Here's da description about panda: Panda,official animal of China and da main mascot for WWF. It has black and white body,there's no clear evidence whether it is a bear or not. Eat shoots and leaves.
Sitting on my chocobo one night,I waited for Rinoa to return from choir practice. When a shadow appeared in da dark, I called to her,"Hi sweetie!"
To my suprise ,a male voice called back,"Hi," and da shadow proceeded back inside. About 45 minutes later,I again thought I heard Rinoa return. Not wanting to make da same mistake twice,I called out, "Is dat u,Rinoa?"
"No,"rang out da same male voice,"Its me-sweetie!"
One day,Irvine were vacuuming da room shared by Squall,Zell and Irvine himself. Accidentally Irvine vacuumed 1 of Squall's Griever super limited edition sock. Beside him was Zell watching everything while Squall was away dat time.
Zell: You're in deep trouble pal,if Squall knows. .
Panic for awhile Irvine pulls back to himself and looks for da other sock.
Irvine: Gotta remove da evidence!
So,he promptly vacuumed da other Squall's Griever super limited edition sock.
Quitis went to the beach and brought her Rosary with her.. She met a kid and ask him a few question...
Quitis: What is your name Kid?
Kid: My name is Zell, maam.
Quitis: What is your Surname.
Kid: Well, It's the thing you are always holding, maam.
Quitis: OMG?! your surname is *!
Kid: Are you out of your mind, maam. It's Rosary not *!
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