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Cheeky Demons: Tenshi na Konamaiki aka Cheeky Angel fanfic
On a small mountaintop in Japan a most beautiful girl with long red hair leans over to kiss an injured man with pineapple shaped, white and black hair. Her friends, a girl of obviously wealthy upbringing, a cool looking boy with a samurai stance, a normal looking guy, and a perverted and nerdy looking short guy stand looking in awe. A magical book floats into the air and a being that looks like a jester appears with a magical aura surrounding him, standing on a page in the opened book.
"So you have made your choice then? By kissing him you have chosen to remain a woman. I see no more need to undo the curse", says the jester and the book closes and flies off to leave the group. The book flies at high speeds past a flight of geese making it all the way to the South-eastern United States in a flash.
In a plane heading Southbound a stowaway from the flight that was headed North in handcuffs weeps bitterly. A young man around the age of 19 wearing a light blue women's long-sleeve jacket that doesn't go down all the way with a heart shaped pattern only visible when the jacket is zipped up, which it is, over a pink shirt, a pair of really tight, light denim jeans and a pink pair of boots, his nails are painted with pink-royal blue ying-yangs. The passengers all look at him in disgust. 'I was trying to escape discrimination. I wanted to find my way up North, away from the awful south. But I let myself get caught. I am so stupid! Now they are shipping me back the same way I came with a lawsuit against me. Man... life sucks. I don't know if it is even worth it anymore.
A loud PHOOM! comes from one of the plane's engines.
"Goose hit!", the stowaway can hear someone exclaim.
"Please remain calm. We are having trouble in Engine 1, but we are almost done with our trip anyway. Everything is going to be alright", says the pilot over the system.
"Oh, freakin' Holy Spirit in a bag with a muffler, darn it. I shouldn't think such thoughts about life not being worth it, or I will be shown how precious life is", says the stowaway, his handcuffed hands pulling his shoulder length brown hair in stress.
"That is right, son, though that might come close to blasphemy of the Holy Spirit. Just repent of your wicked ways-ah and the Lauwd will take you back-ah, Amenah! You know that you know that you know that JEEESUS is-ah... the way, don'tcha son? Then why don'tcha just be who he wants ya ta be, and not what that evil serpent, Satan, wants ya ta be?", asks an old black man in a suit holding a huge Bible.
"If God is real he wants me to be me. I want to be me. My own true self. Who I am in my heart of hearts. If that is sin then there is as much wrong with the Celestial Justice system as there is with the low-down and horrible justice system in the South", says the stowaway.
"I can't even talk to ya, can I son? Ya got too many deeemons in ya", says the old man.
The lights start to flicker slightly but it is hardly noticed.
"Demons? Demons?! I have demons?! How many awful things have I seen in the South? Crooked police officers on more drugs than the college kids! Preachers intentionally telling people that homosexual people should have no rights, and intentionally telling them to NOT seek knowledge and to cut their education short for their own 'spiritual' good! Preachers and their entire families starting churches just to pocket money from the offering plates... even the YOUTH OFFERINGS! That is what I have seen in the South. So who the heck has more demons?! Me or the rest of them? Me or the druggies?! Me or the people faking disabilities because they are lazy?! Me or the drunkards?! I have never drank, nor done any of that stuff. All I ever did was want to be myself and because of that all you people beat me up, called me names, hated me, when I did NOTHING to harm you and NOTHING to harm society UNLIKE YOU!", yells the stowaway and as soon as he says that the whole plane goes black with a complete power outage in the plane for a second.
People scream and shout and cry.
The man who was obviously a preacher yells,"This DEVIL-CHILD has cast a curse on this plane! But we CAN overcome if we believe in the awesome power of JEEESUS!"
The lights come back on and everyone seems relieved. That is until the fasten seatbelts lights come on and the pilot says, shakily, over the intercom,"Please remain calm! We are going to have to try a crash landing! The power failure has caused engine two to go out!"
A lady with a shirt that says "Mardi Gras Bead Champion" yells," OH LAAAWD! WE ALL GONNA DIE!"
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Wow.
I love this. XD
There's plenty of truth to it though.
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Many of the passengers on the plane all get out of control. Some of the male passengers, and one female retired national gaurdsman, now teacher, have to physically force some of the passengers to calm down. The stowaway looks out the window and looks at what the damage is. He is shocked to see the mighty Mississippi below. People in boats are gauking, but those are very few, not many fishermen or swimmers either. The pollution of the river in this part of it is so clear. No one would want to swim in or eat anything from out of that. 'At least no one else will get hurt when we crash', thinks the stowaway, his muscles all relaxing as he accepts this as his fate. He sees the Mississippi getting closer and closer, he is perplexed in thought, his life passing before his eyes. 'Not quite the best show in the world. If only it had a little more air time before it got cancelled',thought the stowaway,'But then, that is my life.'
The preacher from before is praying and crying in his seat, unable to accept that this could be his end. Unable to see that his God was not testing him, or punishing the stowaway, or any of that. Unable to see, as everyone but the stowaway who was the only one looking out the window at the time, a blue aura coming from one of the engines slowly engulf the plane and the plane's decline slowing, as if the engines were working, yet they were not. Or more like some being, invisible to their eyes was holding the plane up and slowly setting it down in the Mississippi.
In shock, the stowaway thought,'Either I have gone crazy...or my life has just snatched a nomination in the "Best Special Effects" category."
When the plane landed softly and safely everyone cheered and rushed to the cockpit and grabbed the pilot, a beautiful woman pilot with long blonde hair wearing a skimpier version of the usual uniform. The stowaway thought this was odd because he was sure that that would be against some regulation, but shrugged it off. He didn't join in the celebration because the police officer beside him looked at him with a glare as if to say 'Don't even try to get lost in that crowd.' The pilot looked shaken as she was forced by the celebrating mob to evacuate the plane first. She kept looking over herself in great confusion and her eyes were really wide in shock.
'Did she see the aura too?', thinks the stowaway as the officer pulls him up and begins forcing him to evacuate the plane in the line of passengers evacuating. Everyone climbs onto the top of the plane, except for the stowaway who is pushed rather forcefully to the top. Some of the passengers, including the preacher and stowaway, spread out over the wings sitting for rescue.
"Oh Laaawd, thank you fo this day and all these things you have done for us. Savin' our sorry wreched tails from that plane crash. Even that poor sick stowaway. Lawd, your mecy knows no bounds havin' it on such a awful creatcha", says the preacher praying aloud.
The stowaway glares over at the preacher in disgust, but chooses not to interupt the prayer, as he has a respect for the concept of God, though a complete lack of understanding of it.
"And Lawd, I realize that maybe that corrupt creatcha might be a'carryin' a message from you. It is true, maybe this place is full'uh demons. And I pray that if you would grant me this one wish: that this corrupt ol' town I be livin' in be made ta be not no currupt town no mo, but to be a a pure and perfect town that works fo you."
"A wish you say?", says a loud voice coming from the plane engine. The preacher and the stowaway jump back when they hear the voice.
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The stowaway looks around, but no one else seems to see, when the stowaway looks back he sees a book, opened with a what looks like a middle ages male jester with blue skin, red lipstick, some eyeshadow, and a sword strapped to his side standing on a page in the book, with what looks like the same aura as what stopped the plane surrounding him.
"Your wish is my command. I can grant you one wish, whatever it may be. And to be, what I consider to be quite kind, I will even omit the loopholes that you accidently put in in your flawed manner of speech", says the jester to the man in a quieter voice than before.
"Whatchu be?!", asks the preacher scared and angry.
"Pardon?", asks the jester.
"What you be?", asks the preacher slower.
"Oh. How droll of a manner of speaking. I "be", if that is how you wish me to speak, a being of great power sent specifically to you to grant your wish. You have been chosen. How lucky for you!", says the jester,"Now what will it be? Fame? Fortune? Women? Rich Women? Famous Women?"
The preacher takes a step back eyes wide and silent.
The jester tilts his head in confusion and asks,"Men?"
"NO!", yells the preacher,"I hate those abominations of the Lawd those people who go against the Lawd's way like that. I wish that my home city were perfect and without no flaws 'n that way none of the creatcha's and demon possessed like them whatn't around!"
"That is your wish? That your home city was perfect and flawless? Hm. Quite a hefty wish. Very well. Granted", says the jester and magic flows from him around a large area then the book closes and the jester dissapears.
Suddenly the whole place changed around them. The Mississippi River was cleaner, close bye, huge buildings that weren't there before could be seen. In the air coming for the people were rescue choppers: something few in number for Mississippi before, but now here they were coming to help them all so quickly. Usually it would have taken much more time.
The police officer walks over to the stowaway.
"What are you doing in those cuffs, you jokester you! But don't worry, ma'am, I will get you out of them. Did you enjoy your complimentary educational trip? It truly is sad how other cities treat people outside of here, but we have to learn about the problems before we can fix them, right?", says the officer as he takes off the handcuffs,"What is your name anyway, miss?"
"Um...Rikki. You are the first that asked", says Rikki.
"Well I find that hard to believe. But maybe these people are visiting from other cities and not our fair Boonevegas", says the officer.
"Boonevegas?", asks Rikki,"Even officers give our town that nickname because it is that boring?"
The officer laughs and says,"No, no, no nickname. The name of the town is Boonevegas. And I will have you know that it is quite lively. Biggest city in the world, right here in the middle of nowhere, who would have thunk it, huh?"
"Offica! Ain'tcha gonna scold this creatcha of evil for their abominable ways? Ain'tcha gonna run them out of the town? Ain't this town s'posed to be perfect? Why is this scum still here?!", says the preacher.
"Hey now, that isn't very nice of you. When I see this lady all I see is a poor woman who was dealt the wrong cards and given a male body. I feel for her. You on the other hand, I don't care for. Get out of my sight before I kick you out of town",says the officer.
A light shines from the center of the book where a circular symbol, not a pentagram, but something special to itself, is and the jester comes up from that light.
"Did you enjoy your wish?", asks the jester.
"Y-you ain't no angel!", exclaims the preacher.
"Why whoever said I was?", asks the jester laughing.
"Y-you's a demon!", exclaims the preacher.
"Wow, two for two! And here I was thinking you were a dunce", says the jester.
"Change it back, demon, I comand you in the name of the LAWD",says the preacher.
"In the name of the what now?", asks the jester.
"In the name of JEEESUS!", says the preacher.
"Oh, that guy. Nice guy really. Sad how all of you misinterpret his teachings and go WAY too far with the "Bible is infalliable" thing. Sadly, I won't change it back for that, but I will change it back for a price: 10 years off of your life", says the demon.
"Yo curses ain't got no hold on good Christian folk so I will play along, but you ain't gettin' one year off'a my life!", says the preacher.
"Give me your index finger", says the jester.
The preacher obeys and the demon grabs it with both arms.
"How dissappointing. You don't have that much left. I guess you are stuck with this. Enjoy the rest of your life, mortal. It will be over soon", says the demon as he enters back into the book.
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Frightened out of his mind, frustrated, and confused the old preacher man throws the book down and dives into the now-clean Mississippi and swims off at an astounding speed to dry land, then he runs off screaming towards the city of Boonevegas.
"Wow. That poor, poor, insane little man. May he find some sort of peace", says the officer near Rikki.
"Um, uh, didn't you see what happened to him?", asks Rikki.
"Huh? No. He was just reading that book, probably his holy book, and well you saw what happened when he got done reading it. Personally I think he is a fanatic. The poor guy. He is going to have problems in Boonevegas. He will probably get tons of citations for "Actions that harm the psyche of society" if he acts on those hateful notions that he has against people", says the officer,"But anyway...it is best not to focus on such things. Life is good and we should all get out there and live it. By the way, would you like to go out with me sometime, Rikki?"
Rikki blinks and points at himself as to ask 'Me?'.
"Yeah you! What other Rikki do you see around here?", says the officer.
"Um. I am flattered. No one has ever taken to me so quickly, or, well, at all", says Rikki,"I may do that, uh. Did you ever say what your name was?"
"Gabriel but everyone calls me Gabe", says the officer.
Rikki smiles and unintentionally stretches her arm out, touching the magic book. Gabe and everyone around appears to freeze in time.
"Oh how booooring", says a voice from the book.
"Yes, quite uninteresting if I do say so myself", says another voice from in the book.
"Ah, but we can fix that, can't we chaps?", says the jester's voice as the book opens and he reveals himself.
"Wha-what do you want with me?", asks Rikki.
"Oh, no no no no no, my dear... It is what you want. Your deepest truest desire. That's what I will grant for you. You know. You saw", says the jester.
"But your wish was backwards from what he wanted", says Rikki.
"Was it? He wanted a perfect town. He didn't say he wanted it to be his personal view of perfect so I picked a personal view of the closest minds at random to be fair to all of you", says the jester.
"Well... everything does seem great so far...", says Rikki.
"I see your thoughts. You are right. It was your view of perfect that was chosen. Lucky you! You get two wishes, you lucky person! One that was plucked from a fool's hands because of his failure to consider the possible assumptions I can draw from his words, and one that you yourself will make. So what's it going to be?", asks the jester.
"...I know what I want but I am not totally convinced that it is safe to wish with you", says Rikki.
"Oh, come on. I know that you are suffering inside because of your body. I mean, how could I possibly make it any worse?", asks the jester.
"Well I guess you couldn't...", says Rikki.
"Yeah, that's it! State your wish!", says the jester with a wide grin, stretching out farther than a human being would normally be able to.
"I wish that....", says Rikki before she is interupted.
"HOLD! HOLD!", says a voice from the book in pages behind the jester, the sound of banging following from the inside as well.
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The pages start to fold over the jester and the jester pushes back against them, the pages are caught in the middle and on the right side is a new figure pushing against the jester, it is a figure with small pointy demon horns, he looks like a judge because he is wearing a powdered white wig and holding a gavel in his right hand while pushing against the page also wearing pilgrim-esce clothing complete with a six-pence in his shoes.
"What the? What are you doing?! This is MY gig!", exclaims the jester.
"I said HOLD, darn you! This human qualifies for legal representation in accordance with chapter 3 section 5 of the Demon-Human Relations code!", says the judge.
"What that means that this one is a...", says the jester.
"HOLD! Not another word! Silence about the conditions required regarding chapter 3 section 5 is required in section 6!",says the judge.
"Yeah yeah. Fine. Whatever. Just get the accursed boy his lawyer then. Ruin my fun", says the jester as he lets the judge push him down.
"Ahem. Forgive him. He has not yet received the spiritual sight due to his previous non-accordances with the law so he cannot see that you are, in fact, female in essence. He can only see what is physical in fact; your maleness", says the judge,"Now if you would just give me your index finger so that I can collect your proper data, we will get you a celestial lawyer right away."
"What!? Are you going to take 10 years off my life or something?", asks Rikki.
"No. This is just to get your data. In accordance with Chapter 4 Section 2 Subsection 3, a demon cannot tell a direct lie about a statement involving life or death. You will not lose any life if you allow me to grab your index finger. Trust me, human. I am helping you here", says the judge.
"Aw, what the heck. I am going out of my mind anyway. Might as well play along", says Rikki as she presents her index finger, which the tiny judge grabs with both arms.
"Hmmm. I see... I see... interesting. Interesting. Well it seems that you are someone who isn't one of the dedicated-in-faith. Yet you are also not one of the denial of spiritual people either. Meaning that you do not require a heavenly celestial lawyer, instead, a pre-demonic trustee will do fine", says the judge," IT IS SO ORDERED! I SUMMON THEE, JOHN THE OFFENSIVE!"
The demon pounds his gavel down towards thin air and a desk appears from nowhere for him to pound it on. Magic sparks fly from the gavel as it pounds and a tall and slim guy with short blonde hair wearing overalls with no shirt nor shoes and a piece of straw in his mouth appears next to Rikki.
"What the? Whose the? Why the? Oh yeah. 'Sold my soul so I have to work it off.' Forgot for a few years. Not many people around these parts have many relations with demons that have to involve me", says the man," Soooo you are one of the lucky ones eh? Well lets get this crazy train started. Heh. Crazy train. I love that song. Some of my best work in human-demon relations. But that aside, seriously, what are you gonna wish for, Lady-Dude-Man-Girl-Pig?"
Rikki blinks. "This is what demonic legal council is? I think I am probably better on my own", says Rikki.
The guy looks kind of sad.
"You didn't transform when I said those words. I miss when people transformed into whatever I called them. Those were the days", says the guy," And name's John. John the Offensive and I am very important to your future if you plan on wishing, thank you very much. Now what do you plan on wishing for?"
"I am going to wish that I were I girl", says Rikki.
"This is why you need me... that wish, regardless of the situation is void", says the demon.
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"Void?! Why would it be void?", asks Rikki in dismayed suprise.
John the Offinsive says,"Well, for one thing, if you had worded it that way, it would have taken more energy than the book has. Your wording "were a girl" would mean we would have to change it so taht you always were a girl. Another thing, the Jester could see it as a non-wish becasue you essence is already a woman's essence." John looks at rikki through a clear gem and says," Oh yes. A woman's essence indeed. Quite a woman." he moes his hand forward and seems to squeeze the air in front of Rikki's chest. Rikki looks confused at him and asks, "What was that? Wait. It doesn't matter. How can I get that womanly essence out in physical form then?" "Excellent question! Well as I was saying, your wish is, indeed, heartfelt; a wonderful thing psychologically, but a dangerous thing in teh demon realm. The best way to get your wish is to make it a roundabout way to get what you want. You know, sneaky-like", says John. "Hmm. I may have an idea", says Rikki,"What if I wished that my form was perfect? Then it would be perfect to me, and be a woman's form." John shakes his head. "That won't do either. You see, the word perfect is subjective", says John. Rikki thinks about how that the world changed to meet her wishes instead of the preacher's. "Oh yeah. Just like that preacher's wish", says Rikki. "Yeppers. If you want it to be right you got to get down and sleezy with it. Lawyer it up. Make it completely clear about what you want in a cold and heartless way. But you got to be careful. If he can get power over your heart, that sucker will tear you to shreds from the inside out with a rusty wooden spoon. Metaphorically speakin' for once. Since he is one of the powerful 'uns. He will not be likely to tear you apart literally. That got boring for him a long time ago", says John. "Lawyer it up, huh?", asks Rikki,"Well what are some rules that might be able to help me?"
John snaps and a huge pile of black and red bound books with eyes and mouths in random places appears from nowhere.
"If you want to figure this out, you'd best start' ta reading", says John,"You have until tomorrow.
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Rikki read and read through the stacks of books, becoming more and more confused with each one. She read about cases and rulings and all sorts of technical demon jargon, some of which seemed to be unimaginable to pronounce in a human tongue. Frustrated, Rikki reached for the one book she had skipped over at first: "The Beginner's Guide to Demon Law." She read to herself,'So you are going to make a wish and want to make sure it goes right? Are you tired and confused enough after trying to read those big technical books yet? Are you a transsexual?' She blinked and wiped her eyes and looked at it again. She read on, ‘Yes. I can see you; I know who you are, Rikki. I am here to help you. I know everything about the Demon Law. But I can tell you what you should specifically be looking for. But first... let's start with the basics shall we? There are two powerful forces within the realm of wishes: the vague and the specific. For instance, I have seen many poor fools wish that their “heart’s desire” or their “deepest desire” be granted. This allowed for tons of stretch room making it a very powerful wish, but seeing as it was undefined the granter of the wish is the one who defines it, and usually in a most cruel/amusing manner. The one who wished for their “heart’s desire” for example, was cursed to have their body to throb very much like the human heart does for the rest of their days. I could go into the “deepest desire”… but I fear that such … indecent discussion is not that which a prestigious book of law such as me should take part in. Therefore it is clear that, though powerful, vague wishes give all the control of the power to the granter of the wish. Now on the other side, specific wishes. Specific wishes, if they are specific enough, will give you all the power in the world to control what your wish does. These require much effort however because you have to define every single aspect of what you want exactly as you want it. Using terms such as “as defined by me” and “in the manner that I wish” is very useful in “getting around” that problem because it allows the granter of the wish to look into your heart and see exactly what you want.’ Rikki pondered about this and said,” Thank you book. I think I have all I need now.” ’ Wait, what?! I haven’t even started helping you yet? What are you going to? Oh no. Don’t do…’, Rikki read glancing as she let the book fall closed with a THUMP.
TO BE CONTINUED
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