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In Love? or Symptoms Of Crippling Or Fatal Disease
seen this and had to repost, ENJOY!
1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack)
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease
3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy
4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: early onset Alzheimer's Disease
5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: nymphomania
6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: multiple sclerosis
7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: OCD
8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: leukemia
9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: benign prostatic hyperplasia
10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: schizophrenia
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:44 pm |
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Woot that was funny and more than likely true 
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And cheerful, now I'm off to self harm.
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:40 pm |
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Alright have fun
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Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:02 am |
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this proves that love is fake and even moreso proves that marrying my laptop might prove useful
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:46 am |
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Hehe, technophilia.
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:54 am |
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ewww bad images *beats head against wall* get out of my head
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For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...and if you're among those 80% add this to your sig. |
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:00 am |
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haha, i wonder if i can stick it into the cd drive... maybe i can make babies that way, maybe ill get some mac minis and some mac lites
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:25 pm |
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ewwwwwwwwwww *continues to beat head against the wall* must...get...bad...images...out
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For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...and if you're among those 80% add this to your sig. |
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That made me laugh pretty hard!
And computer sex = no!
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:59 pm |
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nooo!1 i love my laptop more than anything, and he's proposed to me via email!
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:10 pm |
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wow wierdgirl was right all the people on funender are freaks...oh well at least freaks make the world go round ^_^ *goes off to chain L to a wall* now lets see I think I have some room next to vincent
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For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...and if you're among those 80% add this to your sig. |
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lol we are
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