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 User is Offline endnekind   PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:01 am
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The Endy-end Zone (endnekind's spin-off of Vice-Man)

Kid #1: I am bored.
Kid #2: I am too.
Kid #1: Wanna watch TV?
Kid #2: Nah. Lets just talk about how bored we are.
*in another house*
Kid #3: I am bored.
Kid #4: My life is spiralling downward.
Strange Adult: Lets watch some CARTOONS!
*TV turns on, screen focuses on tv*
Narrator#1: In a world. With worldly things. One man. Farms for corn. BUT ANOTHER man fights against all manners of evil with kindness, care, and justice...and confusion and rubberbands. Actually, he uses a lot of things, so just watch the show and get on with it.
*Twilight Zone theme music plays*
Narrator#2: There is a word of both light and sound.
Of Substance and of ideas.
*music stops*
Narrator#2: This world is kinda like that. But with more action!
*BAM*
More Adventure!
*POW*
More gender confusion!
*WHA?!*
This is, the Endy-end Zone.
Endnekind walks into a bar.

Narrator#2: "Endnekind walks into a bar."

Endnekind sees that it sells alcholol so he leaves.

Narrator#2: "Seeing that it sells alchohol he leaves."

Endnekind looks angrily around into empty space.

Narrator#2: Endnekind is extremely angry at some unknown figure.

Endnekind: "Stop narrating so much!"
Narrator#2: "He yells,'Stop narrating so much!'"
Endnekind pulls a shiney white orb out of his pocket.

Narrator#2: Endnekind pulls out a...Oh, Bugger.

Narrator#1: What did I miss.

Narrator#2: Narrator destroyer orb >.<

Narrator#1: I am out of here.*runs off*

The orb dissapears in a flash of light.
Endnekind listens.

Narrator#2: "The...dissa...flash...MOO!"

The Narrator, now a cow, falls from a sky into a McDonalds.

Credits Roll.
********************************************************************
Kid#3: "I don't get it."
Kid#4: "No one gets me."
Strange Adult: "What isn't to get?"
Kid#3: "There wasn't much of a show at all."
Strange Adult: "You are right. All that it had was Narrators, idiots, endnekind, and a kid tackling dog."
Kid#3: "What dog?"
A dog runs into the house and tackles Kid#3
Kid#4: "My life is SOOO much worse than yours."
Strange Adult: "I like pancakes."

Next Time on Endy-end Z, Freezer quits working, so endy has to buy the dreaded Cooler and fill it with ice. Can he choose between King Cold or Icy Ice brand ice in time to keep the cokes cool for the Confusion Party? Or will he be stuck with hot soft drinks for all enternity? Tune in next time in The Endy-end Zone
Doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo. Moo.

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 User is Offline Ramza6Delita   PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:52 pm
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Uh oh.. I think I ate that cow :O
I like it Smile

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 User is Offline endnekind   PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:23 pm
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*The TV screen cuts on*
"Now it's time for!..."
*Someone throws a chair through the TV*
Someone: I am tired of this rascifraskin'
, loonytoonin', yella bellied, blue eyed, horny toaded TV.
*in another house*
Kid 3: "hy is everybody always pickin' on me?"
Kid 4: "Cuz no one likes you, monkey boy."
Kid 4 gets tackled by a monkey.
Strange adult: "Perfect timing! Monkey, change the TV to the Endy-End Zone."
Monkey salutes the adult and changes the TV Chanel to chanel 7.5.
*On screen*
Endnekind is in the middle of a battle with the terrible....Freezer.
Endnekind: "You will hold my soft drinks ha ha!"
Freezer: "No I will not ha ha ha!"
endnekind: "I will shovee them into you ha ha ha ha!"
Endnekind grabs the Freezer.
Freezer: "OW! That hurts. I quit. I am out of here. You are too mean."
Endnekind: "But who is going to hold my soft drinks for the 5th Annual Confusion Party? It is the 10th year anniversary! And I have been a member of it for 18 years, so I have to be there!"
Calculator: "DOES NOT COMPUTE!"
Calculator explodes.
A lightbulb appears over endnekind's head.
Endnekind looks up.
The light bulb falls on his face and shatters.
Endnekind: "OW!"
Endnekind scrambles blindly across the room and sticks his head in a container filled with cold water.
Container: HEY! Get your filthy head out of me!
Endnekind: Who are you?
Container: I am....Cooler.
DUN DUN DUUUUUU
Endnekind: Cooler?
DUN DUN DUUUUU
Cooler: Yep, it is me, Cooler.
DUN DUN DUUUUU
Another lightbulb appears above endnekind's head.
He looks up, but dodges this one before it could hit him.
Endnekind: "I've got it! I can put my soft drinks in you!"
Cooler: "If you are to use me, then you must know. If you use me you will open a whole new world of cool drinks. One that you have never seen before. The world around you will seem as a faint and fake memory. And you can never go back."
Endnekind: "Where have I heard this kind of stuff?"
Cooler: "In my right handle, there is a special cool ice that is so cold that it will freeze away all the falsness of your current life and you can see how far the rabbithole of truth goes. It is King Cold Brand Ice. In my left handle is a horrible brand of ice that will only cool your drinks a little, and it will cool your mind off making you forget our conversation so you can go to your soft drink fantasy world full of falsness and lies."
Endnekind:"Hmm. Tough decision."
Cooler:"Choose wisely."
Endnekind:"I will. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe..."
Endnekind picks the King Cold Brand.
Cooler:"Now take the ice and fill me. with it."
Endnekind takes the ice and fills Cooler with it.
He puts soft drinks into Cooler and instantly they get cold.
Endnekind tries one.
Endnekind gasps.
Endnekind:"All I knew was a lie.... Dr.Pepper doesn't have 23 flavors....it has 24."
A knock is heard at the door.
Endnekind:"Who is it?"
?: "It is me, Vice. I am here for the party. I hope you don't mind, I invited Ramza as well."
DUN DUN DUUUUU
******************************************
Kid#1: I kinda wish we would have seen the first parts of this now that I know that this show is better than talking about how bored we are.
Kid#2: I am so bored my feet itch.
Kid#1: You don't have to say that when you aren't bored.
Kid#2: Really?!
Kid#3: I think I am going to cut myself.
Kid#4: Calm thoughts! Calm thoughts! Nothing is going to tackle me. I am in a happy place. I have a bubble of protection around my mind.
A car drives through the house and runs over Kid#4
Strange Adult gets out of the car.
Strange Adult: Good news and bad news. The bad news is, the monkey is a girl, so she can't sleep in the same room as you boys. The good news is, I found a new girlfriend!
Kid#1: That is just sick and wrong.
Pamala Anderson gets out of the car.
Pamala: There is nothin' wrong with good lookin'.
Kid#3: She is so hot that I hardly want to cut myself anymore.
Kid#1: I will give you five seconds before you start cutting yourself again.
Kid#3 is bleeding on his wrist and has a razor in his other hand.
Kid#3: OW! It hurts so good!

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The screen comes on
Endnekind opens the door and lets Vice in.
Endnekind: I see you are sporting your purple and black tights again.
Vice: I never go anywhere without them. Or my colt 45. Or my axe. Or recordings of Heuy Lewis and the News.
Endnekind: I will keep that in mind. Have a seat anywhere.
The seats clamour with excitement.
Seat 1: Sit on me, I am leather!
Seat 2: Sit on me, I have a fur blanket over me.
Seat 3: Sit on me, I am a recliner!
Seat 4: Don't sit on me. I don't like the color purple.
Seat 1 gasps.
Seat 2 gasps.
Seat 3 gasps.
The ceiling fan gasps.
Endnekind gasps.
Endnekind: "That is not how you treat a guest, no go to your room!"
Seat 4: "You aren't the boss of me!"
Endnekind:" I carried you for 2 hours from the Furniture Store to here, I raised you, I polished you, I made sure that termites didn't eat your wood components, and this is how you treat me? You are grounded mister!"
Seat 4 goes to the utility closet.
Endnekind: "Kids these days, I'll tell ya."
Vice: "What can you do?"
Vice sits down.
Ramza comes in.
Endnekind: "Hi, Ramza, you are new to the Confusion Convention, aren't you?"
Ramza: "Confusion what? I am confused."
Endnekind gasps.
Endnekind:"Your compliment suprises and flatters me. Please, take the Good Seat."
A seat floats down wrapped in white raiment from the heavens...then crashes through the ceiling and lands in the living room.
Ramza sits in the seat.
Ramza: "Heavenly."
Vice: "I want the Good Seat! Or better yet, the Bad Seat. Mwahahaha! I will use the Bad Seat to destroy all tyranny in the world!"
Endnekind:"Sorry, the Bad Seat is on vacation in Florida right now."
Vice:"It never fails. You know before the Funender Plot, my throne would come to me when I called. It would walk 50miles through the snow, if it had to, uphill both ways."
Endnekind:"Yeah. Good times, good times. Well, at least you have a good replacement."
Ultima bursts through the floor with flames.
Ultima: "The new Devil in the Hizzouse!"
Endnekind:"Welcome. As your self-appointed Leader of the Confusion Convention I think it is clear what we are here to do..."
Ultima: "PARTY!"
Ramza: "PARTY!"
Vice: "ARGUE!...um, I mean, PARTY!
Endnekind wakes up the next day, nailed to the ceiling by his clothes threads with no memory of what had gone on.
Endnekind:"How did I get on the ceiling?"
Vice:"I don't know, how did I get in the fish tank."
Endnekind: " Do I even OWN a fish tank?"
Vice:"You must because one of your pet fish is tickling me"
Endnekind looks.
Endnekind:"Don't panic, Vice, but that isn't a pet fish...That is a pirahna."
Vice:"Ooh."
....
Vice:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Vice jumps out of the fish tank and runs out of the house.
Endnekind looks around and can't see Ultima or Ramza.
Endnekind:"Ultima? Ramza? Where are you guys?"
Ramza:"I am in the Refrigerator. You are out of cheese by the way."
Ultima:"In the Utility Closet. I gave your kid a piece of my mind."
Endnekind: " What did you do to Seat number 4?"
Lord J walks in.
Lord J:"Ultima, remember that guy you hired me to kill?"
Lord J holds out his opened hand. It has wood shavings in it.
Lord J:"These are his teeth."
Endnekind:"NOOOOO! He was my son!"
Ultima:"So, are you mad at me?"
Lord J (smiling):"Do you want me to kill him?"
Endnekind:"Nah, it is alright. He was a jerk of a son anyway. Just remember, Ultima: You owe me a wooden chair."
Ultima:"Gotcha. I will get a few imps in the lower sections of Hell right on that."
The utility closet catches on fire as Ultima poofs away.
Endnekind: 'Hey, Lord J, could you put that fire out?"
Lord J: "I kill things, I don't save their lives."
Endnekind: " Well could you 'kill' that fire?"
Lord J (suprised): "I never thought about it like that!"
Fire: "You shall never defeat me!"
Lord J:"Just watch me!"
Lord J reaches for the fire extinguisher, but it is blocked off by flames.
Fire: "MWAHAHAHAHA!"
Ramza is roasting marshmellows by the fire.
Ramza:"Mmmm. Toasty"
Lord J:"I WILL kill you, Fire."
Fire: "How will you do that?"
Lord J shoves his hand into the fire and pulls out what looks like a heart made of flames.
Fire:"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The fire goes out.
Ramza:"Dang. I almost had enough for smores too."
Endnekind:"Thanks for saving my live, Lord J."
Lord J:"....If you EVER say something as blasfimous about me as that again...I will kill you with...THE FORK OF TRUTH!"
Endnekind:"..."
Lord J:"See you in Funender forums."
Endnekind:"Alright, see ya."
Ramza:"Well, I guess the party is over. See you endy."
Endnekind:"Sure. See ya."
Ramza leaves.
Endnekind looks around then he realizes he forgot something.
Endnekind:"How am I going to get down?"
Credits Roll.

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crazed4now wrote:

You're my new favorite person, endy.

Gencdo wrote:
endy. I've decided you are now the proud owner of all my hugs!

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 User is Offline Be-Veious   PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:13 am
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You gave me a cameo!, ok, I no longer feel violated. When we get th Ug up you could write a few of the side-storys!

Endy for presedent

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Be-Veious wrote:
You gave me a cameo!, ok, I no longer feel violated. When we get th Ug up you could write a few of the side-storys!

Endy for presedent

Lol. Thanks. But the episode was so long that i had to delete my comment. But yeah, I am sorry you felt violated at all. You will be making regular appearances in here Wink I am afraid that I may not be the best at doing your character but...I will try my best. Please look above for Episode 3 of the endless Endy-End Zone sagas.

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there should be more online shows, it would make funender popular, i show off funender to my friends alot

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The commercials start, but endy is still nailed to the ceiling, so he can't walk off screen.
Guy in a Car: "Well I was shopping for a new car which one's me, a cool convertable or an SUV too bad I didn't know my credit was wack..."
Endnekind: "Get me down, I need to hit the sack!"
Guy: "F-R-E-E..."
Endnekind: "Yes, free me."
Guy:"Hey, man, who you be?"
Endnekind:"I'm just a guy who couldn't get off screen.
Cuz Ramza forgot, and Lord J was mean.
But could you get these nails out of my clothes.
And why are we singing?"
Guy:"Nobody knows."
Guy starts helping endnekind.
Guy and Endnekind:"F-R-E-E that spells Free. Endnekind is free baby!"
Endnekind tries to walk off screen, but is bounced back.
Endnekind:"What the heck?"
Doom Narrator:"Endnekind. You have destroyed the TV-Time continum."
Endnekind:"Um, can't we call a repairman?"
Doom Narrator:"No. You must meet your doom!"
Endnekind:"NOOOOO! I am tired of dating fat chicks."
Doom Narrator:"Not that kind of doom. You shall die."
Endnekind:"Whew. I thought you were going to say something scary."
Doom Narrator:"The worms shall devour your rotting corpse..."
Endnekind:"Yeah, so?"
Doom Narrator:"I can assure you your death will be gruesome and horrible!"
Endnekind:"So you ARE going to make me date a fat chick."
Doom Narrator:"NO! I was talking about bloody, gorey, and twisted."
Endnekind:"....An EMO fat chick?"
Doom Narrator:"Just face your doom already!"
A thick fog appears. A dark shadow is seen coming closer to endnekind from out of the fog, ever so slowly.
Figure in the Fog:"I vant to suck your blood!"
Endnekind:"I am sorry, I am kinda using it right now. Maybe you can get it from me after that gruesome death that the Doom Narrator promised comes."
Figure in the Fog:"I am your death. I am your doom."
Endnekind:"Wh-who are you?"
Figure:"I am Roszondas!"
Roszondas walks out of the fog.
Endnekind:"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Guy in Car:"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Doom Narrator:"AHHHHHHH!"
Cow:" MOOOOOOOOOO!"
Endnekind:"Can't we come to an agreement?"
Roszondas:"Yesss. We can make an agreement. Find someone else whose blood I can drink and I will spare your miserable life."
Endnekind:"OK! To the Endy Cave!"
Endnekind raises his hand in exclaimation, but doesn't move.
Roszondas:"So, are you going there or not?"
Endnekind:"Well usually, in these kind of shows, it will go dununununununununu and the screen will appear with me in the my lair."
Roszondas:"...You DO actually HAVE a lair, don't you?"
Endnekind:"Oh, that's right. I sold it to get a bigger TV. To my Mom and Dad's House!"
Dununununununununu
Screen appears in Endnekind's Mom and Dad's house.
Roszondas:"You are going to give me the blood of your Mom or Dad? Man that is sick. You are real evil Endy."
Endnekind:"What?! NO! I am getting my laptop to look up the most useless people in the world."
Endnekind gets his laptop and looks it up.
The list reads:
1. Endnekind
2. Startratsunkind
3. Bob the Builder
4. Doom Narrator
5. That guy in a Cow costume.
6. Vat of human blood with a computer with speech next to it.
7. A dorky guy in Mississippi who writes out shows.
Endnekind:"That's it!"
Roszondas: "And we are already in Mississippi at your Mom and Dad's house!"
Endnekind:"No, the vat of human blood!"
Roszondas: "Why is that on the "Most useless person" list."
Endnekind (reading aloud):"'With a computer with speech next to it.' That means it is already smarter than most people in this world which I is one of am. To the Vat of blood!"
Dunununununununu
Roszondas:"One problem. I said you would have to sacrifice a friend of yours."
Endnekind:"Not so fast!"
Endnekind rushes to the computer and types something into speach.
Computer:"I am Endnekind's friend. I am Endnkind's friend."
Roszondas:"Works for me."
Endnekind rushes off to avoid seeing the blood drinking.
****Back at Endnekind's house.
Endnekind: "Ah, peace at last."
Doom Narrator:"I am not done with you yet!"
....To be continued.

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You're my new favorite person, endy.

Gencdo wrote:
endy. I've decided you are now the proud owner of all my hugs!

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Melkor
Arc
monausicaa
Tsuki
Kintai
SuperSayianBahamut
Gencdo
People who wouldn't:
Shandris (All her hugs are belong to neil)
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 User is Offline roszondas3   PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:18 pm
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wow, this is realistic, i was just drinking blood not to long ago when i read this, i was out at a blood rave

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 User is Offline Be-Veious   PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:27 am
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Do you know whats wrong with these scipt scenarios?

They are to well thought out, and far to serious, you have to add a good dark joke every once and while, Oh and there is not enough Vice-man in here, he ussually makes things entertaining as you know...

In order to write a good script scenario you have to have the mindset, the mind set of a hopless bast**d whom every body hates and it dosent matter how they look at you so you just wing it.

P.s N0T ENOUGH VICE-MAN!

However you would be a great drama writer endy.

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