| Funny song for all to enjoy!
I have a sad story to tell you, it may hurt your feelings a bit!
Last night when I walked in the bathroom, I stepped in a pile of...
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Shaving cream, be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always be keen.
I think I'll break up with my girlfriend, her antics are * I'll admit.
Every time I say "Darling, I love you," she tells me that I'm full of...
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The baby fell out of the window, you'd think that it's head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning, for she fell in a barrel of...
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When I was in France with the army, one day I looked into my kit.
I expected to find me a sandwich, but the darn thing was loaded with...
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And now sad story has ended, I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended, then just go and stick your head in a bucket of...
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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