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Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:47 pm |
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very funny
please read. it will explain itself, but its about old games related to tv shows that are bad. enjoy: http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3141721
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Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:40 pm |
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A home improvement game?!
Don't get me wrong I like the show.. but a game?
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Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:08 am |
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Hey it worked for the Sims didn't it?
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Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:35 pm |
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the sims are baised off a TV show?
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Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:25 pm |
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WTF!! wont let me on says something about internet explorer
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Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:01 pm |
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I meant the Sims is like a Home Improvement game where you can install different wallpapers and all this other stuff to make an average house look great.
This one cracked me up:
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OH SNAP, THE ENEMIES!
Steel yourself, because you're about to meet the deadliest cast of villains since Captain Crunch battled a race of creatures with the ability to dampen breakfast cereal. They were called the Soggies, and to this day, no breakfast on the high seas is safe.
Jocks
If Raven gets too close to the jock, his sweaty, young muscles will flex in a seductive display. If she moves even closer, letting desire take hold and turn her more into animal than woman, he will PUNCH RAVEN IN THE FACE. Which will probably get a nomination as Plot Twist of the Year at the Holy Crap! Awards.
Nerds
The nerd will follow you, which slows you down because you're a dirty, filthy tease and have to strut to torture him with your fine, all-grown-up-now mochaliciousness. He loses interest eventually...his signed copy of Dragon Trevor's Guide to Hobbits and Halflings already knows how he needs to be touched.
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The deadliest of Raven's foes are the *. The blond one will hold up her hand with attitude if you get too close; the other one will form hers into a knife and drive it into your pelvis. Time it just right and somersault past them before their attitude gives you fatal injuries. Somersaulting is, of course, the traditional high school way to regain face when insulted by someone from a rival social clique. It's called "recoupin'" and it works like this: When you're being tormented, somersault. Enjoy! |
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Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:35 pm |
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yeah, the writter for those things, seanbaby i think he goes by, hes one funny mofo.
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:47 am |
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oh it works now
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yeah it works
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I cry whenever I think of her.
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I was kinda cool
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I cry whenever I think of her.
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Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:27 pm |
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EGM is awesome. its the only gaming mag that i somewhat trust.
ok its the only CONSOLE gaming mag that i somewhat trust.
closely followed by Nintendo Power as they seem to be the only official mag that has the least propaganda in it.
PC gaming mags are great though. i love em.
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Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:06 pm |
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sadly, i lost respect for egm (not a lot) when they gave ffx-2 such good scores, which led me to buy it, which then led me to play, which of course led me to hate it lol. well... highly disslike anyway. i feel egm got paid buy square, or the fact that its the only directly conected sequal... either way... they lost something after that.
i still enjoy them tho
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Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:14 pm |
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yah i said the best of the bunch, it still has its flaws.
its great when they say that they "Dont sell out" when there is an advertisement of the game on the next page.
if they dident sell out. then there wouldent be ads.
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Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:33 pm |
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and no ads would mean no mag. lol everyone has a price.
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